Breaking News! Zarqawi Dead! (Yay!)
Written by Bryan Los on June 8th, 2006 @ 6:43 AM
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, also known as shit-head, has been killed by a U.S. air strike. This may be a good day after all!
Precision Air Strike
Along with this beautiful kill, his spiritual leader, Sheik Abd-Al-Rahman was also with him (how nice), and is also DEAD! This guy is the scum of the Earth. This guy is lower than ant piss. This guy deserves to be tortured, but I’ll settle for a smart bomb dropped on his head. Even his sister said he got what he deserved!
We all know that to the radical Muslim community this guy will be a martyr-dummy. So be it. Who cares. One arab was quoted as saying there will be a thousand Zarqawi’s after him. My response, “we’ll kill all of them as well.” To quote Bush, “bring it on.”
Smelling The Roses
If it sounds like I’m happy right now, it is because I am. If sounds like I’m gloating right now, I am. I’ll be back here later, after I’ve had time to digest the news and learn more about how we got this pathetic piece of human garbage. Until then, praise be to Allah.
1000 Pounds Of Love
The United States used two F-16 fighters to drop two 500-pound laser guided missiles on this fool. The video footage has been airing on television all morning. They also have a picture of Zarqawi’s corpse. If there is life after death, I hope in the next life Zarqawi is born a pig (yes, that filthy animal the Muslims hate). If I were one of the American soldiers on the ground, I would have covered his body in pig’s blood before I disposed of him. Swine are more human than this retched being.
So now we will all wait for the next animal to take his place as the next leader of a doomed culture. We will wait, and we will destroy. If radical Muslims can wait a thousand years, so can we. But we have bombs, and they have sand. Guess who ultimately wins.
And what do I say to the Zarqawi lovers? Na-na-na-na-na we killed your boy. Na-na-na-na-na, we don’t like you!
Notes: Article was edited to add the “shit-head” reference in paragraph one. So fitting.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:59 AM
he does give islam a bad name. But i dont care if he kills american soldiers in iraq he is after all fighting a war againts the infader, i dont see any problems for iraqi’s to fight americans its there country so they can defend it
June 8th, 2006 at 11:28 AM
You may not care that he kills Americans, but he kills fellow Iraqis. Just for that, you should consider him an abomination.
And fighting a war is one thing. Grow some balls, put on a uniform, and fight us like a real army. Dont’ go around planting bombs like little girls. You can see the full might of the US military. This is what we can do to *anyone* we want to. 2 500 pound laser guided bombs ended this miserable life.
June 8th, 2006 at 7:24 PM
Ah, “1000 Pounds of Love.” That’s the kind of humor I like to see.
It’s also refreshing to see the Jordanians helping us. And let me make another happiness of mine known, I love how we destroy the rats, that they are, even under the ground.
Yet another advancement towards the destruction of the Islamofascist conundrum.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:48 PM
HAHAHAHA
“Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, also known as shit-head, has been killed by a U.S. air strike. This may be a good day after all!”
thats funny, aka shithead haha.
anyways, how have you been?
ttyl k shooooooooooooots