Do I need any other examples of George W. Bush’s failed war on terror? No, not after today. I am resigned to the fact that my civil liberties will be eroded to the point where I don’t realize I’m free anymore. And by the way, this is his war. The American people do not share his feelings on this one.

Today I was surprised to see my USPS Priority package come back to me, returned from the Post Office. It seems that they are on some kind of “heightened alert” and all packages weighing in at over 16 ounces must be presented to a retail clerk. What they should have said is that for being a good citizen, not breaking the law, you have to stand in line for 30 minutes rather than placing a stamp on your parcel and quietly, easily dropping it in the box.

What’s That Grade After D?

This is another example of our government, and in particular, George W. Bush’s failed war on terror. If I’m gonna lose some of my freedoms to make this country more safe and secure, that monkey in the White House should have actually spent the time, effort, and blood of our troops fighting the correct war– the war against al-Qaeda, and not that monumental blunder in Iraq.

And, if you are still one of the 269 people living in the United States that thinks the Iraq war was justified, you deserve an all expenses paid hunting trip with Dick Cheney– one way tickets of course.

George Bush is such a moron, a mere blog entry by some unknown citizen isn’t even enough to scratch the surface. I mean this guy is the dumbest, most unintelligent person to ever occupy the White House. This country has had bad presidents before, but they were actually educated. If Bush could string enough words together to make a sentence, he’d probably tell you first hand how much of a dumb-ass he really is. I mean this guy is thick!

Only The Good Get Screwed

So because of Bush’s stupidity, and this country’s show of even greater stupidity for electing him twice, I now have to e-mail the buyer of my eBay item and tell him it will be delayed. My lawful action of selling a legal, non-hazardous item on eBay has placed great strain on the government of the United States and its postal service.

Bin Laden, wherever you are, I hope you are satisfied with your results. All you managed to do was make my life harder, and all the while make the United States presence in the Middle East greater. You’re responsible for at least two pro-US regime changes, and possibly another coming. Your fighters are cowards who kill woman and children and you live in a cave. Why you are delaying your visit to Allah is beyond me. Bush takes the prize for asshole of the West, you get the award for asshole of the East.

Enjoy the company.

This article was written by Bryan Los on Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 at 4:26 PM and is filed under My Lizard. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.