Yeah, happy birthday… And what could be the best present this country could hope for? Why, Sarah Palin leaving politics forever! Yay! Well, we can only hope she’s gone for good, although her running for higher office in 2012 would make for some great television.

Seriously, what a quitter. Her resignation speech was just as convoluted and brain twisting as her interviews with Katie Couric. This woman has all the qualifications of a “hockey mom” and none of what it takes to be a leader. If ever a government post is created that involves a lot of eye winking and acting like a middle-America type moron, I’m sure she’ll be the first person they call to fill it.

I’m loving how some Republicans and conservative radio talk show hosts are spinning this in favor of her. They are making it sound like it’s a good thing she is a quitter and this can only help her 2012 (cut and) run. I can’t wait for Limbaugh’s take on this. I’m sure it will be just as entertaining as all his other political gobbledygook.

The bottom line is that Sarah Palin is a full-fledged moron. She’s political eye-candy with no substance and lacking in any real vision for the future of this country. She simply regurgitates the same failed, conservative party line. She is a big reason why the conservative movement is on life support.

Back to her resignation speech, I’ve never seen such a conniving, manipulative, and lying bitch on television. The reasons she gave for resigning are laughable. First, she doesn’t like the idea of working as a lame-duck governor, as she doesn’t want to seek re-election. Then she is putting the state first, because $2 million has already been spent on “baseless” ethics allegations. Later, she puts herself first and says it’s costing her $500,00 to defend herself, and the strain is too much on her family.

The only reason she didn’t give for quitting was the truth.

Yes, this is a special 4th of July. Alaskan’s finally get their independence from the fool on the hill. With any luck, we won’t have to hear from this fool for a year or more, or until she decides to put her 2012 run into full swing. I wonder if she’ll hire any of the McCain campaign strategists? You know, the one’s who essentially said she ruined John McCain’s chances of becoming president.

Don’t let the political door hit your ass on the way out Sarah. Just nod your head, wink, and exit gracefully. Your political future is over.