After waking up and checking the news at Yahoo! and reading about another Iraq mosque bloodbath, I’ve come to a conclusion– bulldoze all mosques in Iraq, then around the world.

Sitting back and thinking, I’ve also come to the realization that Islam is stupid. Christianity is stupid. Catholicism is stupid. Judaism is stupid. Buddhism is stupid. Scientology is even stupider. And George W Bush is probably the king of stupid. If I missed a religion, don’t worry, you too are stupid!

Religion and republicans are the blight of this world, and a religious republican is the cause of all that is stupid going on today in the world. But Tom Cruise helps; cause not only is he stupid, he’s silly.

Gag Me With Your Stupid Cross

I’m so sick of religion being the basis of hatred. At least Muslims have the balls to say they hate Jews, and wish them death. Other religions also hate, but they don’t go as far as to say they want an entire peoples eradicated from the planet. That doesn’t make Muslims any more smart, on the contrary.

Using religion for anything outside of your home is utterly worthless and stupid. Religion never solved a thing, and only contributes, if not is the sole reason this world is so @&*!#% up! When is this world going to wake up?

And if we are keeping score, Muslims are down a few runs late in the 9th, and it’s raining.

Axis: Bold As Stupid

Hey Iran! Um, can you be even stupider than Iraq? One down and two to go for the “axis of evil.” Guess who’s next? Do you really need to validate Bush’s plans for taking over your country? Do you need to give him something to put in his speeches? Not that he wouldn’t just make shit up or anything, but why would you give Bush the ammo to pwn you?

I’m really sick of this protracted “war on terror.” Let’s all grow some balls and unleash the nukes, so once and for all we can end this stupid war. Bush likes war, so he won’t mind that we will lose thousands of troops, but we’ll kill even more, so Rumsfeld and Cheney will like that.

Stupid Shadow Dancing

Bush wants to make a stand, stop pussy-footing around the bush (no pun intended), and unload on your enemies. Remember, the ones who wanted to kill us on 9-11– Arabs.

Republicans always say you are not patriotic when you second guess the war. Well, I’m so patriotic, I’m willing to take a nuke in my face to finish this war. The fact is, I’d rather be dead than have to live for the next 50 years with all the bullshit that Bush and religion has caused. So as they say, give me liberty, or give me death– one or the other won’t do.

As to not be taken the wrong way, or say something I didn’t mean, I’d like to clarify my feelings- Republicans and Religions blow! If you weren’t stupid to start with, you are now so totally stupid you are basically morons.

Oh, and if that didn’t cheer you up, go read Iraqi Police Find 30 Bodies, Most Beheaded, that one is sure to make you ROFL.

This article was written by Bryan Los on Sunday, March 26th, 2006 at 3:41 PM and is filed under In The News. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.