scriptedLizard | by Bryan Los » Brett Favre http://www.scriptedlizard.com I pwn dead lizards! Mon, 05 Jul 2010 14:05:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Good, Now Brett Can Go Away http://www.scriptedlizard.com/thevault/good-now-brett-can-go-away http://www.scriptedlizard.com/thevault/good-now-brett-can-go-away#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 04:23:07 +0000 Bryan Los http://www.scriptedlizard.com/thevault/good-now-brett-can-go-away
I’m thrilled that Brett Favre’s season is over. Nothing against The Vikings, I just hate this guy. I’d probably root against the Patriots if Favre was at the helm. Anyway, let me guess… he’s gonna keep the option of retirement on the table until the start of training camp. At that time, he’ll pull the trigger and call it quits. He’ll say his body this, and his desire that, and he just can’t compete at such a high level. Then training camp will end, and it will be just like magic. He’ll be a brand new Brett Favre, ready to play. Funny how that works.

Maybe next season, the Vikings can make it official and call him a player/coach. Hell, they might as well make him GM to boot. I don’t know what kind of Kool-Aid Brett gets these owners drink, but they seem to give him total freedom, not bound by the constraints of coaches or management.

One last wish… Please Brett Favre, go away.. FAR AWAY. It’s time for the most selfish player in the history of professional sports to go on permanent vacation.

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